Aly. 21. Leo. Florida.
Multi-shipper. Slash fan. Multifandom. Marvel. DC. Movies. Books. Music. TV. Random asks.
Multi-shipper. Slash fan. Multifandom. Marvel. DC. Movies. Books. Music. TV. Random asks.
WARNING: LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. VERY DISTURBING AUDIO ABOVE.
In 1967, a German scientist wanted to figure out why people had nightmares. To conduct this experiment, he took 40 people of all ages and hooked them up to monitoring machines. He then injected them all with a sleep inducing drug, along with a drug he created which made people speak whatever went through their brains- conscious or unconscious While they slept, the scientist recorded their brain activity, and placed recording devices near each person’s mouth so that he could essentially record their dreams.
When the volunteers awoke, only one person reported to having a nightmare. The scientist disregarded all the other volunteer’s tapes, and focused on this one person’s tape- a young boy no more than 8.
What the scientist heard on this young boy’s tape is terrifying and essentially made the scientist leave his practice. We have the recording here.will someone listen to this and tell me what it is im scared and to much of a wimp to listen to it
wait SOMEONE DO IT I WILL PAY YOU
*reblogs in order to listen to it during the day in a room full of people*
OH MY GOD
oH MY GOD I NEARLY WET MYSELF
SOMEONE LISTEN TO IT FOR ME PLEASE, I’LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND?!
From Beat’s first entrance in JSRF. Not sure if this joke is dead yet/this has already been done but I’m just throwing my hat into the ring.
RAISE UR HAND IF U’VE BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMISED BY DOCTOR WHO
can we call unpopular/unknown ships submarines
spread this like a virus that you can’t stop in anyway at all
HAHHAHHAA THAT TAG. OMG. BRILLIANT.
Source: http://virak.deviantart.com
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Wow. I could look at this all day. SO MUCH AMAZING DETAIL.
I lost it at Aria’s couch.
Guys. Guys.
FERON IS SITTING ON THE SHADOW BROKER’S SHOULDERS
“ONWARD, STEED”
I can’t.
My favorite is Nihilus kind of hanging off Saren’s surf board, all
guyyyysss
guyyyyyssss what about me
guyyyyssss
I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
- punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
- purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
- literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
- Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)
- Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry
- Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”
Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”
this got so much better from the last time I reblogged it.
